Saturday, May 28, 2005 

There is Only 1 Way Out

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"There is only one way out. Observe" Jack looked into the tunnel. As he watched George crawl through he felt a rush of spine-chilling fear. It would only be a few hours till the Nazi's would discover that they had escaped. Suddenly he heard a gunshot. The Nazi's had discovered their attempt to escape! - Curified

So often in life we are drawn to conclusions. That an unknown force, person or object will lead us to the goal which we have been searching an answer for. But we are abandoned so you can you trust? Yourself

Tuesday, May 24, 2005 

Testing 123 LP - Faint

LP(Linkin Park- Faint
Okay, currently I've been screwing around but, what..., what else can you expect from me? So I've been trying to put some audio files on YABADABADOO. But the fonts are pretty weird. Well test drive. Hope it works. Maybe I'll do a song of the day every week. That doesn't sound right. Toodles

Sunday, May 22, 2005 

I Believe I Can Fly

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Philosophy - the definition

1.Love and pursuit of wisdom by intellectual means and moral self-discipline.
2. Investigation of the nature, causes, or principles of reality, knowledge, or values, based on logical reasoning rather than empirical methods
3. A set of ideas or beliefs relating to a particular field or activity; an underlying theory
4. A system of values by which one lives
5. ( my defintion) An exterior amount of developed understanding in which nothing can be learned or ( in severalized theory) not understood
In other words stuff I cannot understand or...

 

there is no proof that socrates existerd

 

The Little Book Of Big Questions

Good questions


How did the universe begin?
No supergalatic explosion. Not like potato in oven

Where did the universe come from in the first place?
From nothing

Its possible the universe never began. Because it was always there

What was here before the universe?
Nothing, no space no time no matter.

Unanswerable Questions
How do you explain red to a blind person?
How do you explain music to a deaf person?
How do you explain smell to a smell-less person?
What happens when Superman goes to the toilet ( nothing can stop him right) ?
Or what about when he sneezes?

Friday, May 20, 2005 

Subliminal Messages

Father - fat her
Mother - Moth her
Daughter- Dough Ter
Son- Sun
Brother- Broth Her
Auntie- Ant he
Sibling- Sobbing Bling

- Vneath

Thursday, May 19, 2005 

Lies Your Parents Tell You

"I'm only doing this for your own good"
"If you tell me, I promise I won't get mad"
"You'll understand when you are older"
"I'm only gonna say this once"
"Someday you'll thank me for this"
"You'll be sorry"
- Barthomelew J. Simpson

 

Lies Your Parents Tell You

"I'm only doing this for your own good"
"If you tell me, I promise I won't get mad"
"You'll understand when you are older"
"I'm only gonna say this once"
"Someday you'll thank me for this"
"You'll be sorry"
- Barthomelew J. Simpson

Wednesday, May 18, 2005 

I'm Back...Genius Gone

By Myself ( best song that there is )
- Linkin Park

What do I do to ignore what's behind me?

Do I follow my instincts blindly?
Do I hide my pride away from these bad dreams
And give in to sad thoughts that are maddening?
Do I let it go and try to stand it?
Or do I try to catch them red handed?
Do I trust some and get fooled by phoniness,
Or do I trust nobody and live in loneliness?
Cause I cant hold when I'm strecthed so thin
I make the right moves but I’m lost within
I put on my daily facade but then
I just end up getting hurt again
By myself
I ask why, but in my mind
I find I can’t rely on myself

I can’t hold on
To what I want when I’m stretched so thin
It’s all too much to take in
I can’t hold on
To anything watching everything spin
With thoughts of failure sinking in

If I turn my back I’m defenseless
And to give in to fate seems senseless
If I hide my pride and let it all go on then they’ll
Take from me till everything is gone
If I let them go I’ll be outdone
But if I try to catch them I’ll be outrun
If I’m killed by the questions like a cancer
Then I’ll be buried in the silence of the answer
By myself
I ask why, but in my mind
I find I can’t rely on myself

I can’t hold on
To what I want when I’m stretched so thin
It’s all too much to take in
I can’t hold on
To anything watching everything spin
With thoughts of failure sinking in

How do you think I’ve lost so much
I’m so afraid that I’m out of touch
How do you expect I will know what to do
When all I know is what you tell me to

Don’t you know I can’t tell you how to make it go
No matter what I do, how hard I try
I can’t seem to convince myself why
I’m stuck on the outside (x2)

Meaning(s):
This song means how everyone wants be by themselves at one point or another. They want to be alone because either they're mad at someone, someone is mad at them and they can't bear the burden of having someone of that stature mad at them, or some other unknown reason.I can't explain exactly how this song makes me feel, but when I read it, I felt like someone had looked at a page in my diary and wrote it out, or looked into my head and showed me what I was feeling.
-These are not my thoughts. They are some other people's thoughts.



Tuesday, May 17, 2005 

HTML Genius Part 2

After my absolute failure I'm going to try adding a JAVA application to my current post.
typing test (c) CalculatorCat.com

 

Ah...A New Life

HTML
HTML
HTML

Today I took two books from the library. HTML and HTML for Dummies. BOth of them are equally boring. And I can't read boring stuff. But I'm going to attempt something new. Here goes:

3 Ways to be Smart

  1. Wear glasses
  2. Copy others
  3. Act smart
  4. As you can see I am a total genius.
  5. Oh, crap the ordered list didn't end.
  6. ARGHH!

Saturday, May 14, 2005 

Bart Simpsons Guide to Life -Last Minute Show-and-Tell Ideas

10. Stitches ( make up good story)
9. Scars ( make up good story)
8. Baby Teeth( make up good story)
7. The DO NOT REMOVE label from your matress
6. No Tresspassing Signs
5. Stop Signs
4. Earthworms
3. Slugs
2. Bugs
1. Your Invisible Friend( make up good story)

 

5 Ways To Cure Your Hiccups

5. Think of 3 bald men
4. Put potatobugs in a small sack and tie it around your neck with a string.
3. Whistle in the dark.
2. Put icecubes on your toes and walk backwards for 50 paces.
1. Eat 10 candy bars ( who cares about the hiccups )

- Bart Simpsons Guide to Life

 

Children Caught in Crossfire

At school I was to do a song re-write. I decided not only to get good marks :) . But also for the song to actually have a meaning. I don't if anybody noticed. But I hope somebody out there did. Here is my song re-write which is actually a rap. Here, check it out:

Another thing that we do
Makes no sense to me
It’s the killing of millions
Through war and military
Soon there will be no
Friends for thee and me
Why do we kill at such a high degree?
We need to stop this madness
At one time or another
Let’s start by being friends
Will you be my brother?

Look at yourself
What they have done
Don’t just sit there
Get off your bum
You have a voice
One-of-a-kind
Its your choice to speak
Or let them reach their separate peak

Turn of the stereo
Listen to me
We won’t have peace
If we always disagree
There’s only one way out
That we can end this dilemma
It’s by joining together
Ending the drama

Sorry for the screw-up. In the font. Please copy and paste this on a word file and then read it.


 

Bart Simpsons Guide To Life - Things NOT to Be When You Grow Up

10. Street Mime
9. Dog Food Cook
8. Dog Food Tester
7. Leech Farmer
6. Wart Specialist
5. Wig Maker
4. Envelope Licker
3. Infomercial Host
2. Talk-show Host's Sidekick
1. A Clone of Your Parents

Friday, May 13, 2005 

Children Caught in Crossfire

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Friday The 13th...ahhh

First of all, I'd like to say I'm not a paraskevidekatriaphobe ( the fancy Greek term for people who fear Friday the 13th). Well, today I saw this page on msn news and here are all the tidbits that were good in the article. All the stuff I add are in italics.
http://encarta.msn.com

When you yawned this morning (after getting up on the right side of the bed and starting your day off on the right foot), did you carefully cover your mouth?Probably so. It's what we do to be polite. But there's more to it than this--people used to think that your soul would rush out of your body if you issued an unprotected yawn. Freaky eh?

Phobia--a persistent fear that can alter a person's life, even if he or she knows that it's irrational.
For more phobias go on www.phobialist.com

Maybe you never thought of Friday as unlucky.It's the start of the weekend for me. But Friday also carries negative connotations. For starters, Eve is rumored to have given Adam the apple on a Friday, according to Donald Dossey, founder-director of the Phobia Center in Asheville, North Carolina. Talk about a snack that's spelled eternal heartburn, even in Disney films. What fruit knocked out Snow White? Right. The apple.

About 90 percent of Otis elevators don't have a button for the 13th floor. The U.S. Navy won't launch a ship on Friday the 13th.

Ok back to me. No more article stuff. Today is also the official launch of my children caught in crossfire foundation. By creating this tiny organization I hope to encourage others to help the needy out there.

Thursday, May 12, 2005 

ROM

Royal Organ Museum
Royal Ontario Museum
Royal Orthopedic Museum

Well, I visited the ROM today. It was ok. Not great or anything. But not bad. I got to be wrapped in snake skin. I got to see a sea scorpion twice as big as me. In a fossil. I got to scare people in a bat cave. The bats were mounds of earth. The lights just went on and off. Yet everyone was screaming. Somebody who liked somebody ( a rumour somebody made uo ), he was tugging on sombody's shirt saying " Save me Omar! Save me! ". I think I gave away who one of the 3 somebody's were. Who knew the Greeks went into battle with just arrowheads. Because when I looked at their weapons thats all they had. Could you imagine an actual war going on with just arrowheads? I could. Anyway joy to the people.

Sunday, May 08, 2005 

5 People Who Have Never Picked Their Nose

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5 People Who Have Never Cried

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5 People Who Have Never Farted

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Saturday, May 07, 2005 

What Really Happened

After Andy Card informed Bush of the second plane strike, the point at which Bush himself states that he knew the US was under attack, Bush went on reading about goats. With a supposedly unknown number of passenger jets flying over the country crashing into buildings, with Bush's presence at Booker Elementary announced in the media three days before, and an airport just 4 miles away, how did the United States Secret Service, every single agent standing there on the protective detail, know that Bush was perfectly safe where he sat, reading about goats, waiting for his speech to start.

That is what really happened.

Thursday, May 05, 2005 

Gym Socks

I looked at his socks. They stank. It reminded me of the smell of your foot mixed with your armpit. Maybe because that's what he wiped his armpit with. I look at him and say " You're feet stink. " He looks at me and says " I know you are but what am I?

 

Evolution

Evolution, how did it happen? Well, I think I've found out the answer to that question if it is a sensible one. Well it starts of in a boring classroom where an idiot behind you keeps on bothering you by kicking your chair. Still, you aren't awake from your boredness. The teacher is a bore, so you melt, not actually melt. But the hand which your heads rests on slowly joins, with the skin melting your head and your hand become one. This is my answer to that common Evolution question...Dude I'm Bored

 

I Can't Rely On Myself

" I can't rely on myself "Well if you can't rely on yourself who can back you up. After all everybody you know has abandoned you at one time or another. I mean, is it surprising that you have been crushed into pieces after being at the top of the game at one point? No, it isn't. Everybody eventually falls down their mountain but they have to climb back up.

Sunday, May 01, 2005 

Are you dumb?

I am. I understand why though. I mean, its not like I'm smart or anything according to worldwide statistics. Well, are you dumb? Ask Jimmy Chu.

http://www.funnypart.com/funny_flash/are_you_dumb.shtml