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Saturday, May 07, 2005 

What Really Happened

After Andy Card informed Bush of the second plane strike, the point at which Bush himself states that he knew the US was under attack, Bush went on reading about goats. With a supposedly unknown number of passenger jets flying over the country crashing into buildings, with Bush's presence at Booker Elementary announced in the media three days before, and an airport just 4 miles away, how did the United States Secret Service, every single agent standing there on the protective detail, know that Bush was perfectly safe where he sat, reading about goats, waiting for his speech to start.

That is what really happened.