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Saturday, May 14, 2005 

Bart Simpsons Guide To Life - Things NOT to Be When You Grow Up

10. Street Mime
9. Dog Food Cook
8. Dog Food Tester
7. Leech Farmer
6. Wart Specialist
5. Wig Maker
4. Envelope Licker
3. Infomercial Host
2. Talk-show Host's Sidekick
1. A Clone of Your Parents