Pigs
There are many different kind of pigs in the world. One type of pig is an arrogant jerk. Like my neighbor(s). This type of individual is a butt, who steals all of your sport goods. (One of my neighbors is thin, one fat, one gorilla size. Kind of like the three pigs.) Sports goods like a basketball. Amazingly, they carry around masks of pigs, a marvelous coincedence. Or maybe the masks are their faces.
