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Thursday, May 19, 2005 

Lies Your Parents Tell You

"I'm only doing this for your own good"
"If you tell me, I promise I won't get mad"
"You'll understand when you are older"
"I'm only gonna say this once"
"Someday you'll thank me for this"
"You'll be sorry"
- Barthomelew J. Simpson