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Henry was placed against the wall in front of the firing squad. Just before the order to shoot, he yelled " Earthquake" The squad panicked. In the confusion, Henry jumped over the wall and escaped. Charlie was next and pondered what Henry had done, before the squad could shoot he shouted " Tornado! " Again the squad scattered and Charlie slipped away to safety. George thought he saw the pattern: Scream out a disaster and hop over the wall. So, as the firing squad took aim, George grinned smugly and yelled " Fire! "

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