Yabadabadoo

Here's a list of mean, yet funny disses. By saying one of these disses you agree to the following Policy. If you cannot view the policy, thats your problem. Check these out:

You're so ugly that when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras
You're so ugly you have to sneak up on your mirror
You're so dumb that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit you'd say: "I can fix it."
You're so dumb that when somebody tells you to buy a colour television, you ask: "what colour?"

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